Afternoon Crumbs

I would say that GOOP is devouring my soul on this cover, but I’m full of preservatives and tap water so she’d never do that – Popsugar

Even Michael Sheen can’t make an International Male guido suit work – Lainey Gossip

Mel Gibson in a wife beater – The Superficial

Degree hoarder James Franco gets another degree – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus does the half Grace Jones – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence as the chick from Hunger Games looks like Jennifer Lawrence with brown hair – Just Jared

House is going Cuddy-less next season – Celebitchy

If you want to smell like switch burns, bulldog sweat and children’s tears, then Joe Jackson’s new fragrance is for you! – ICYDK

Alison Brie’s head looks like it’s giving birth to a hair baby – Popoholic

Kanye West’s rumored piece is in lingerie (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Nerd alert – The Berry

What you would see if you weren’t wearing your contacts, your bedroom lights were off and Zachary Knighton got naked in front of you – OMG Blog

In other news, the sequel to Runaway Bride called Suicide Bride has just been greenlit – The Daily What

Rebecca Black is not pregnant. You can cancel the end of the world now. – Celebslam

Penelope Cruz looks like a delicious strawberry fruit roll-up dipped in sugar water – Go Fug Yourself

16 Celebrity clones – Cityrag

The face on the bodyguard in the back tells me that Fergie just farted – Hollywood Rag

Ashlee Simpson is looking a little like Kelly Osbourne’s ex boyfriend – I’m Not Obsessed