Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

There’s only one thing in the world that makes a gay man look more heterosexual than marriage. And that one thing is… a baby! The new beard is working out well for him, so they’ve move onto the next part of his faux heterosexual plan. The baby/babies will arrive in time for the premiere of his next live-action film. After all, he’s always had good comedic timing, but this also proves that he also has wonderful box-office and talk-show timing. Oh, and yes, the baby is his… but it wasn’t created in nature. (Blind Gossip)

Mike Myers? But really, am I supposed to believe that a celebrity will actually commit to raising a human for 18 years just to promote one movie or a few? Riding high on relevancy’s shoulder doesn’t last forever, but a child who will grow to hate you does!

This is why we should learn from soap operas. Rent a baby for a couple of months while you’re promoting your movie. And then when somebody asks you where baby is a few months later, just say that they’re off at college. When in fact, the rent-a-baby is off to their next job. Nobody will ask any questions just like the hos in soap operas don’t!

Trouble on the set. Is the real source of conflict between these two TV Divas jealousy? Word has it they’re really fighting over the attention and affections of their female producer. Can you say career boost? (Downfront2 via Blind Gossip)

Stacey Dash and Lisa Raye on the set of Single Ladies? Exhibit: A.