Afternoon Crumbs

Julianne Hough to herself: “Shit, I’m totally gonna have to sleep on the floor again tonight.” – Popsugar

That homewrecking trash trollop Chelsy Davy better be shopping for jars of Vaseline, because she’s going to need one when we have it out in front of the cheese fondue fountain at the wedding – Lainey Gossip

SHUT IT DOWN! The Jersey Shore-ers are spawning! – The Superficial

If Bane is a leather daddy master who knows his way around an electric nipple clamp, then Tom Hardy nailed it! – Towleroad

Err. Uh. Well, the sink is pretty? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ken Paves is weeping at the sight of Jessica Simpson’s bale of hay weave – Hollywood Tuna

Elle Macpherson’s hair would look better on a cocker spaniel – Popoholic

Steven Tyler’s extra juicy moob covers People Magazine – Celebitchy

If you lived at Ikea – The Berry

Donnie Wahlberg saves lives!!! – The Daily What

The Chola Eyebrow Union want to see Lady Caca’s credentials before they approve her Sharpie brows (SPOILER ALERT: they won’t) – Just Jared

Pink enters her 18th pregnancy term – ICYDK

Beyonce doing the Dougie. Ctrl + Alt + Dead – Necole Bitchie

The Sandy Duncan of garden trolls hangs on to her giant – Hollywood Rag

Wasn’t Gary Busey in the first Piranha as one of the piranhas? – SOW

RPattz would either like to sell you a yellow Frigidaire or a beige Dodge Monaco Crestwood – I’m Not Obsessed

Pat O’Brien really doesn’t want you to look at that coffin – The Morton Report

What exactly is going on with Ashley Greene and these puppies?! – Cityrag

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