Afternoon Crumbs
Fishsticks Paltrow’s first order of business as Coach’s new ambassador will be to change the name of their brand to “First Class” – Just Jared
A freezer burn free Prince Hot Ginge has returned from the North Pole! – Lainey Gossip
The satanic producers of Teen Mom present to you: Teen Divorce! – The Superficial
Don’t you remember in high school when your singing gay boyfriend serenaded you with a British pop song on the quad steps? – Towleroad
The Mrs. White of pop dressed like a B cast Dance TV dancer from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Hollywood Tuna
Perfection = Angelyne (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
What Xtina really meant is: “I took in shots of tequila a little too much.” – Celebitchy
Before the famedrugsdoucheinjectionbotoxetc – The Berry
What in the upside down sequined waffle cone hell is Emma Stone wearing? – Popoholic
Michelle Williams looking like Snow Miser and Mia Farrow’s baby in Interview Magazine – Popsugar
Battle of the chins – Necole Bitchie
Rachel Bilson is still in a bikini – Hollywood Rag
Julia Roberts’ sister or Bethasaurus from The Real World: L.A.? – ICYDK
Speaking of The Real World, here’s Jamie Chung in Esquire – Moe Jackson
Just. No. – Cityrag
Just. YES!. – I’m Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Poly Styrene – The Daily What
Rest in peace, Phoebe Snow – The L.A. Times