Dante (as played by Peter Dante), the brain dead weed dealer from Grandma’s Boy who has a monkey named Harry as a side kick and a pet lion who guards his good shit stash. How this didn’t win a dozen hallowed out Oscars is beyond me!
Grandma’s Boy is one of those movies that when you put its disc into your DVD player, a joint should pop out, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen 2 seconds of this mess without having pregnancy brain (copyright: Kate Hudson). So it felt fitting to let one of the biggest stoners in 21st century cinema lead the bong march on this 420! And I also went with Dante, because I don’t think I’ve ever come across a dealer in real life who is as hot of a piece as he is. This is a good thing because my slobber tends to thicken whenever I get a little stoned and that’s not sexy. Thin slobber, sexy. Thickened slobber, not so much.
Happy 420, everyone! Even if you don’t hide a stash in an empty Tylenol bottle in the back of your bathroom cabinet, you can still celebrate by spreading every item on Taco Bell’s menu on your desk. Then lay your head down and nibble on the side of a quesadilla while grabbing at the sky with your hand. If your boss gives you serious lip about this, just tell them that you’re celebrating 420. They will understand.
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