“Mah Womb Is Likah Bong”

April 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson is currently 7 months knocked up and she says the experience is not unlike the haze your head goes through after sucking on a gigantic joint. Kate sounds high as all Marley so she might be on to something. While talking to Extra about her latest rom- om mess, Kate says that there’s a good chance her unborn baby is hot boxin’ in her womb and the smoke is traveling up to her head.

“Being pregnant is wonderful. You do get the pregnant mush-brain… you know what it’s like? It’s like getting stoned.”

If Kate meant getting stoned with actual stones would that make more sense? No, she totally meant her brain has been muddled with a mortar made of weed smoke, because she also explained to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) why she thinks she’s having a girl: “So here’s the pendulum test. You take a piece of your hair, and you take a ring… and you string it through–this is very witchy of me! And then what you do, is you hold it over your stomach. And then [if it moves in a] circle, [it’s] a girl, and a boy goes back and forth.

Yup, stoned and stupid.

But really, Kate’s lips needs to assume the STFU position! 2011 is already overflowing with BABIES!! and we don’t need anymore. Thanks to her, Snoop Dogg is going to try to become a professional surrogate and Cameron Diaz will beat OctoMom’s record by next year. Me, I’ll stick with my bong, because it doesn’t always spray me with a stream of dirty liquid when I change its bowl.

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