Afternoon Crumbs
Dear Jessie J, please give the late and great Madeline Kahn her Mrs. White wig back, because I really don’t like seeing it on you. FLAMES! FLAMES! FLAAAAMES! – Hollywood Tuna
These pictures of Sofia Vergara waiting for some in NYC reminds me of when one of my cousins came to visit and asked, “At which bus stop does the subway come?” – Lainey Gossip
What a Slytherin boy band might look like – The Berry
Crackhead: 2 Warlock: 0 – The Superficial
Because most of us would ride on a pre-owned Ford – Towleroad
Jessica Simpson making the “Oops! Made a queef!” face in People Magazine (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
If anybody can make a California King sized bed skirt work, it’s obviously not Kelly Rutherford, because this looks a mess – Go Fug Yourself
Demi Lovato quit her show to spend more time with her Sharpie pen – Just Jared
Owen Wilson and his itsy bitsy teeny weeny babeh – Popsugar
Vanessa Hudgens should’ve just said she was licking on MDMA, because that would explain that shit she’s wearing – Celebitchy
Another Bachelor fail – ICYDK
A kitten gives a dramatic performance of your usual morning hangover – TDW
Rachel Bilson is on a bike, her gigantic dog friend is nowhere to be seen – Popoholic
Jennifer Hudson better slow down on the whole “losing the chunk” thing before she really starts looking like Verdine White – Hollywood Rag
“We don’t give a shit about you either!” – Cameron Diaz’s high school peeps – Jezebel
Two words: Maks’ crack – Cityrag
Why did they give SuBo’s wax figure a third chin? – I’m Not Obsessed