Afternoon Crumbs

April 18, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

What kiss?! This shit just looks like Kristen Stewart and RPattz playing a game of patty cake with their noses. That’s all! – Just Jared

RPattz’s dog gets papped with no panties on. TRAMP! – Lainey Gossip

Evan Rachel Wood likes chicks and dicks – The Superficial

Tornadoes are snatching up hamburgers now – Boston Barstool Sports

R.I.P. Queerty – Towleroad

Why is Malin Akerman wearing a toddler’s apron as a vest? – Hollywood Tuna

Coachella really turned everyone into a 1970s Nascar slut. Example: Tallulah Willis (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I normally don’t approve of remakes, but we’re going need one of Xanadu starring this dude – TDW

PUPPIES!!! and such – The Berry

Halle Berry looks hot while Olivier Martinez looks stoned – Popoholic

Those strings on Serena Williams’ bikini bottoms are holding on for dear life! – ICYDK

The epitome of a world class beauty as always – Hollywood Rag

It’s always COOKIE TIME! – OMG Blog

Methinks the technician also lasered Kim Kardashian’s brain away – Celebitchy

A baby came out of there 90 days ago – Popsugar

Woodstock is rolling in its grave – Cityrag

Johnny Knockedupville, that is (sorry, it’s Monday) – I’m Not Obsessed

Please tell me Stacey Q is opening for Tiffany and Debbie Gibson – SOW

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