Suri Cruise Is Over It

April 13, 2011 / Posted by:

Or maybe she’s doing her “bring down the house” impersonation of Mr. Magoo. Nope.

Suri Salt is definitely mad and singing out “I Want It Now” with her eyes. This is why I don’t want kids, but it’s also the reason why I love kids. They just don’t give one simple fuck and will throw a full body, anxiety-summoning tantrum wherever and whenever. Suri Cruise had one of those when she was carried out of Il Cantonrini in NYC last night. Suri threw the same mean mug Tommy Girl throws at his shoemaker when his platform heels aren’t high enough. Suri is delivering a death eye that even Dionne Warwick would skee-daddle from.

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes and Tommy handled the situation by doing Scientology breathing exercises (aka put on a manufactured faux smile and remain clueless).

I’m not sure why Suri was mad. It could’ve been because of all the flashes, but then again it might have something to do with those pink UGGs on her feet again. When in doubt, blame UGGs.

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