Afternoon Crumbs

Real life Fozzie Bear Zach Galifianakis gets dangerously close to being at the wrong end of a “peck the pecker” moment in GQ – Just Jared

I’ve never noticed the homage to Chicken Cutlets on Courteney Cox’s face before – Lainey Gossip

Superman prank fail – Towleroad

At tonight’s performance of Milo & Otis, the role of the pug will be played by a cat and the role of a kitten will be played by a dolphin – The Berry

Oh, please, up until yesterday Kim Kardashian probably thought that “genocide” was a female hormone treatment Khloe Kardashian is trying – The Superficial

Hayden Panettiere busts some midget wrestling moves on Emma Roberts (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Marissa Miller, a bikini and a plastic baby doll, because why not? – Hollywood Tuna

January Jones or Daryl Hannah circa 1982? – Celebitchy

There’s a penis museum (and I’m not talking about John Travolta’s closet)?!!! – The Hairpin

Jill Zarin has a new face – ICYDK

Are we sure this isn’t Leighton Meester in a Minka Kelly mask? – Popoholic

Ever wanted to know what a skinny ass pregnant fly looks like? – Popsugar

How long before Brit Brit takes a bite out of one of Nicki Minaj’s wigs thinking it’s Bubblegum cotton? – Hollywood Rag

Speaking of Nicki Minaj’s Candyland wigs – Necole Bitchie

At least they tell me this is Julianne Hough on Women’s Health – I’m Not Obsessed

Proof that Barbie needs to be on Dexter – Cityrag

Xtina goes to Disney World with Baby Max, doesn’t wear red lipstick while doing so – Moe Jackson

Dr. Keith needs to Ablow himself and shut the hell up – TDW