Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 3, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Alex Karras, former professional football player, wrestler and more importantly Emmanuel Lewis’ dad on Webster! Every time I watch the ESPN skit on Saturday Night Live, I’m always thinking about how much Jason Sudeikis gives me serious Alex Karras vibes and should be teaching a very special lesson to Webster. For this reason alone, they need a Webster skit on SNL. Shit, Jason should take it even further by starring in an Alex Karras big-screen biopic! If anybody deserves a biopic, it’s Alex Karras. I mean, Alex was also the gay bodyguard in Victor/Victoria, the horse puncher in Blazing Saddles and had roles in Maid to Order AND Against All Odds. Not only that, but Alex had a stache that almost made Tom Selleck’s stache wilt and go to bed. Wikipedia says that Alex and his actress wife Susan Clark (who played the mom on Webster) owned an ice cream shop in South Carolina.

Wrestler turned football player turned gay bodyguard turned Webster’s dad turned ice cream pimp… Yup, Alex definitely needs a movie based on his life story. Get me on the board of that petition!

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