Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which drug-addled son (of a late TV star mother and a former hunk father) is about to become a daddy? He isn’t married and definitely wasn’t planning on getting his gal pregnant. He is running through his inheritance so fast that his family fears he won’t have anything left for the baby. (Blind Gossip)

My first thought is, Redmond O’Neal is already out of the chokey? My second thought is, I’m sure his baby will inherit all of Farrah’s genes and come out of the womb with a pair luxurious hair wings attached to his/her head which will make him/her millions of dollars in beauty contracts. Hopefully, Redmond doesn’t use that money to buy smack.

This D List bleach blond celebrity recently visited a spiritualist that told her that she is the spirit of Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. She was also promised that her career would blossom into something bigger than Ms. Monroe’s if the D Lister would visit the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where Marilyn is interned at least once a month for a year. The D Lister has already visited twice. (BuzzFoto)

Lindsay Lohan? Mischa Barton? Aubrey O’Day? Brooke Hogan? Chris Brown?

Which C list celebrity who just starred in a commercial overseas made so many racial slurs during the taping of the bit that the manager waived their fee out of embarrassment? (BuzzFoto)

Parasite Hilton (who is a giant diseased slur herself)?