Afternoon Crumbs

March 30, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Does Valtrex come in eye drop form? – Popsugar

Wheelchair Jimmy is popping a wheelie over past records – Lainey Gossip

And suddenly RiRi’s BlackBerry is overcome with dick pictures. I wish I had her BlackBerry’s problems. – The Superficial

Rachel Hunter or Brooklyn Decker? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

White Diamonds Drive coming soon! Maybe. – Towleroad

Angelina Jolie and her brother are like, “Awwwwwwwww, but did they give each other a goodnight kiss?” – TDW

Hilary Duff with a cup of what looks like carrot juice (insert a bountiful array of pony jokes here) – Hollywood Tuna

David Arquette will have another booze-fueled meltdown in 3..2…. – Just Jared

Mark March 30, 2011 as the day I actually agree with something Mop Head said – Celebitchy

Reese Witherspoon wore a pink wedding dress – ICYDK

And I really hope it was the exact shade of pink Rose McGowan is wearing here – Popoholic

Brit Brit Spears playing her own game of “stiff as board” during her Jimmy Kimmel performance – Hollywood Rag

Topless pictures of Chris Riggi (or as casting directors call him, “third-string Taylor Lautner”) – The Berry

The Bronx Zoo Cobra needs a reality show – OMG Blog

John Cena is a saint – Popbytes

Lily Allen has some choice fuck words for the person who leaked her wedding invite – I’m Not Obsessed

My guess is Phyllis Diller wearing a Jessica Biel wig – Cityrag

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