Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 23, 2011 / Posted by:

A mysterious wealthy disciple of Robin Hood who skipped into a Boston Starbucks on St. Patrick’s Day and made it rain 100 $1 bills while proclaiming, “I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m rich!” The Starbucks benefactor’s heart was in the right place (or should I say, bitch was drunk), but he’s doing the Robin Hood thing all wrong. There’s a good chance that if you’re in line at Starbucks, you already have 100 singles in your wallet since that’s pretty much what it costs to buy anything there!

The most surprising thing is, that once Mr. I’m Rich skipped out there, nobody touched a dollar. Not one bitch! They just stared at each other. Maybe I have the stripper gene in me, but I would’ve been on my knees (wink wink) and fan hugging the floor before you could say “TRENTA!” And then I would’ve celebrated by telling everyone that coffee..errr…water’s on me! I swear, a bunch of confident richies at the Boston Starbucks!

Since not one ho touched a dollar, the employees gathered up all the money off the floor and said they plan to donate it to relief efforts in Japan. Uh huh. And by “relief efforts in Japan,” they mean that they’re going to relieve the empty gas tanks in their Toyotas.

Source: MyFox Boston via Fark

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