Afternoon Crumbs

March 17, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The Rebecca Black Friday movie mash-up that the world did not need. Not even a bong over each ear can soothe the pain this song brings… – TDW

Megan Fox is taking time out from being the world’s most prolific philosopher to star in the Knocked Up sequel – Lainey Gossip

Alexa Nikolas is a publicity mastermind, or something – The Superficial

What a Blue Man Group bukkake looks like (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The cock of the Irish! – The Berry

Leonardo DiCaprio and Armie Hammer have touched tongues – Towleroad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH – Just Jared

Owen Wilson is a devoted father – Celebitchy

I already hate the new Charlie’s Angels – Hollywood Tuna

For some strange reason, putting on a blonde wig makes Orlando Bloom look like James Franco – Popsugar

Abbie Cornish Game Hen in GQ – Popoholic

Glum cunt – ICYDK

Trump/Omarosa 2012 – Gawker

Jakes Shears’ nalgas for the zero of you that haven’t seen them yet – OMG Blog

Would you hit it? – Cityrag

For a dumb ho who is supposedly comfortable with her body, Kim Kardashian sure does talk about her body a lot – I’m Not Obsessed

Taryn Manning has come a long way since Crossroads – Hollywood Rag

Dear Bride of Whackenstein, save it for Wheelchair Jimmy – Crunk + Disorderly

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