Afternoon Crumbs: Oscars Edition

On Twitter I said that Cate Blanchett’s dress looks like My Little Pony’s genital warts. But now that I look at it a second time, it looks more like My Little Pony’s coagulated cum shot. And in a sea of BORING, Cate’s dress was my hands down favorite – Popsugar

Justin Timberlake gives doucheface, Jessica Biel gives manface and Cameron Diaz gives stonedface at Vanity Fair’s thing last night – Lainey Gossip

If Leelee Sobieski got Sports Illustrated-ized – The Superficial

Katie Price wasn’t at the Oscars last night but she is putting the ASS in ascot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

And at the end of the night, Mila Kunis smoked up those lace things on her chest – Hollywood Tuna

The only thing worse than the Oscars is this mess of a Grease skit that was cut – Towleroad

Sharon Stone suffocated a vulture with her thighs, tore off a buffalo’s ass with her teeth and threw both pieces on her shoulder without ruining her hair – Celebitchy

The moment Auto Tune closed its own coffin door – TDW

I think I’m the only one that liked ScarJo’s freshly fucked hair – Popoholic

You know how they say swans always fly out of Hugh Jackmeoff’s ass? Well, I think one crashed into his wife’s knees and didn’t live to tell the tale – Just Jared

The ensemble on the lady behind Amy Adams is full of YES! But Amy Adams ensemble is full of NO HO NO – ICYDK

Quentin goes down – I’m Not Obsessed

After all their troubles with assholes, Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry have finally decided to come over to the gayelle side – Cityrag

Harvey Price couldn’t make it to Elton John’s Oscar party so Katie Price pushed up her tits to the size of his head in his honor – Hollywood Rag

Penelope Cruz needed coke on her nose and a mangy fur coat and she would’ve looked exactly like her glamorous character from BLOW – Celebslam