Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 26, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Meet Matt Alaeddine of Edmonton, Alberta, the “world’s fattest contortionist” who can massage his ears with the bottom of his feet and can come thisclose to sending a spit drop onto his peen if that damn fupa wasn’t in his way. But if that fupa wasn’t in his way, he wouldn’t be the world’s fattest contortionist! It’s a fair trade, I think.

Matt weights in just over 400lbs and can twist his body like a tied up Kristie Alley trying to lick a drop of caramel sauce on her belly button. Because of Matt’s skills, he had dubbed himself “the world’s fattest contortionist” and regularly fucks his titty cleavage with his chin at the Jim Rose Circus and at various spots around the city. Below is a 5 minute long video of Matt twisting his gock and raising his 7-layer taint.

via Fark

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