Hot Slut Of The Day!

Anderson Cooper….the cat! Yes, I know that Anderson Cooper and pussy (you know where I’m going with this and you can wait here if you don’t want to come) usually go together like Lindsay Lohan and sense, but the two have become one to create this furry friend who is in need of a home. NOAH, the adoption center in Washington where you can pick up Pawderson Coopurr, describes him as a cat who loves to talk and tell you about the world’s current events. Not sure if a bag of acid tabs is included in the adoption since that’s what you’ll need to take in order to watch Pawderson Coopurr talk about the day’s headlines They also don’t say whether or not he giggles on cue like his namesake. But judging by the “no, I do not giggle on cue” look he’s making in the picture above, I think he does!

So if you’re interested in Anderson Cooper Cat and a pink heart blanket, you know where to find them. You know I would adopt Pawderson Coopurr if I could, but I live thousands of miles away and I just bought a new sofa. Only the original Anderson Cooper is allowed to rub his anus on my armrests and scratch until my sofa’s insides come pouring out.

And if you see Thumbs Up Cat hitchhiking on the side of the road, pick him and give him a ride, because you know he’s going all the way to Washington to meet AC Cat.

(For LG & Erin)