Hot Slut Of The Day!

Tynisha Roches from last night’s American Idol 10. The aluminum anniversary season of American Idol isn’t really doing things to me (I blame it on the lack of British bitchery and JLo sending every tone deaf wayward pigeon through to Hollywood), but there was a glimmer of hope last night when Tynisha and her clip-on bangs and her crowbar brows appeared on my screen. And I really knew I was a believer when she said that she knows a lot of “artises.” The word “artists” never sat right in my ears, but the word “artises” is still lounging on top of my ear drum after coming out of Tynisha’s mouth last night. That is the way it was meant to be pronounced.

I don’t really need to go into detail about Tynisha’s beauty since it’s more than apparent. She’s like the fourth member of SWV that was kicked out of the group early on, because they didn’t want her brows or Sally’s Beauty Supply bangs to outshine them. The secrets that live in those nostrils….

Here’s a clip of Tynisha’s audition last night. Don’t ask me how she didn’t get a piss yellow ticket to Hollywood, because I’ve seen the judges send through tricks that make JLo sound like she inherited the vocal cords of Celine Dion and the melodic spirit of Golden Voice.

And why is JLo dressed like the Puerto Rican Little Edie?