Afternoon Crumbs

February 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

One big metagasm: Bane (aka Tom Hardy) in a Batman t-shirt – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen’s coke dick can go for three minutes longer than I expected it to – The Superficial

At one point in our lives, we’re all just a drunk girl on the E train – NYC Barstool Sports

Is that a Chore Boy in your bikini bottoms, Mop Head, or are you just happy to see us? – Hollywood Tuna

Charlotte Church is back in a bikini (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The life of an 18-year-old Swiss model looks really, really boring – The Chive

Even Ted Haggard’s kids throw a “BITCH PLEASE” face when he kisses on his wife – Towleroad

Diane Krueger doesn’t believe in marriage – Celebitchy

Gavin Rossdale’s daughter pops that ass for ASOS magazine – Popoholic

I’ll just answer “HELL NO HELL NO” for all of us – Popsugar

The Golden Globes want more Ricky Gervais – TDW

I hope Mimi’s son will like the name Glittero Kitty Carey – ICYDK

Justin Timberlake is hot when he’s shirtless, wearing nude tights and not talking – Just Jared

So that’s what became of Falcor – OMG Blog

Jaime Pressly’s shit year just got shittier – I’m Not Obsessed

And then the fire went out after the coals spewed barf on themselves – Cityrag

Which one’s Justin Bieber and which one’s the mom? – Hollywood Rag

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