Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 25, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

DiGiorno’s pizza & cookies in the same box! No, this picture was not taken in the freezer section of a grocery store in heaven. A Redditor captured this new achievement of humanity in a real-life freezer section in a real-life grocery store. DREAMS REALIZED! This should replace the torch in the Statue of Liberty’s hand. This is what we should hand our new countrymen when they’re sworn in as citizens. This is also what Facebook should send you in the mail when you change your status from “in a relationship” to “broken in the heart.”

Even though this is what an angel’s joyous tear looks like, it still needs a little tweaking. It obviously needs a packet of garlic butter beer sauce and a bottle of TUMS. Cook the pizza, throw cookie dough on top, sprinkle it with crushed Tums, roll it up, dip it in the garlic butter beer sauce and BOOM! There’s your Saturday night. Correction: there’s your EVERY night.

via Boing Boing

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