Surprised It Took This Long

January 22, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The lesson today from Antoine Dodson’s School of Southern Charm is that a true lady always keeps their pinkies out when handling an object that is hovering close to their mouths. Whether it’s a microphone, a cup of Earl Grey tea or a hard dick, be a dainty lady and handle it with class. Now on to the inevitable…

TMZ has learned that Antoine has moved far from the Lincoln Park projects in Huntsville, Alabama and is now shooting his own reality show in West Hollywood, CA. The reality show follows Antoine as he makes the move from Alabama to try to become the newest color in the rainbow flag that flies high above WeHo. The pilot is produced by Entertainment One and is currently looking for a network to call home.

A bitch has to strike while the flat-iron is piping hot or else they’ll have to scrounge for crumbs at the bottom of their 15-minutes (example: OctoMom), so ‘Toine has to do what he needs to do to keep a Louis Vuitton bag at his side at all times. Somebody has to star in the reboot of The Surreal Life in 5 years and it might as well be ‘Toine!

And whatever happened to Antoine’s sister’s almost rapist anyway? I’m surprised the evil motherfucker hasn’t tried to sue the weave tracks off of Antoine’s head for making all of this happen.

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