Happy Belated Birthday To Betty White!

January 19, 2011 / Posted by:

The 89th anniversary of the day the gods gifted the world with the earth angel that is Betty White was actually on Monday, but her hard partying weekend of blackout debauchery forced her to confess her sins to her Saint Bea candle, buy bootleg morning after pills on Craigslist, get (NSFW) the cat with a bowtie tattoo on her vagina removed and make her court date for public intoxication, so her Hot In Cleveland castmates couldn’t throw a party for her until last night.

At Le Cirque in NYC, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick presented America’s grandmother with a giant Metamucil cake with creme de Ben Gay frosting (that strangely sounds kind of good).

And here’s a video from the future of me and a special friend (you decide which is which) wishing the eternally young Betty White a happy birthday.

I’m not joking. That is totally my future.

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