Afternoon Crumbs

Tori Spelling almost freezes her nalgas off for a little Twittertention – Hollywood Tuna

Javier Bardem and Penny Cruz possibly hiding their his and hers mouth sores while going to the movies the other night – Lainey Gossip

Brett Favre’s got the Napoleon of dicks: short, small and thinks everybody owes it something – The Superficial

I lost count at how many times “I’d hit it” popped up in the thought bubble over my head – The Berry

Paz de la Huerta and I wear the same kind of tight panties that give you a camel toe on the ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Posh Spice admits that she’s silicone free (in the chichi area, anyway) – Celebitchy

The bird rapture hits Louisiana – Towleroad

Gwen Stefani challenges Xtina for the red lipstick mafia throne – Popoholic

Martha and the Vandellas approve! – TDW

Fishsticks Paltrow won’t stop the foolery until we’re all destroyed – ICYDK

10 tiny awwwwlings – OMG Blog

Kelly Rowland knows how to dress – Just Jared

How RPattz spent his New Year’s Eve – Popsugar

After the avalanche of bikini photos already knocked us over, here’s a scraggler to keep you on the ground – Celebslam

And I’m sure they served calamari at Kellie Pickler’s wedding too – I’m Not Obsessed

Brit Brit wants to go to there. All of there. – Cityrag

Peaches Geldof’s new dude dresses like Martika circa 1987 – Holy Moly!

James Van Der Beek finally throws himself into his true calling: GIF modeling – SOW

It’s hard to see anything when you’ve got giant dollar signs blocking your view – Hollywood Rag

Rest in peace, Gerry Rafferty – Spinner