This Is Some FlashForward Shit!

January 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Thousands of blackbirds must have mistaken January 1, 2011 for January 1, 2012, because they all let out their last breaths and then fell from the sky on New Year’s Day in Arkansas. They got their LAST DAY OF THE WORLD dates mixed up! Suzanne Pleshette is probably up in heaven softly saying to herself, “Payback’s a bitch.

Everybody is pretty much scratching their brains over what in the hell happened. Maybe they died from the trauma of the New Year’s Eve fireworks, or from lightning, or from some bitch blasting a Ke$ha song too loud in their backyard, or maybe one of Jessica Simpson’s farts caught a strong wind and blew east. Who knows, but I do know that the people of Arkansas are going to be eating a lot of blackbird pies for a long ass time 🙁

via Buzzfeed

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