Afternoon Crumbs

December 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Posh Beckham lost 35% of her body weight this weekend when she pushed out a few tears over her husband getting a BBC Sports Lifetime Achievement Award – Lainey Gossip

Andy Samberg and Blake Lively just had sex, kept their clothes on the entire time – The Superficial

A German Shepherd with mange letting out a wet fart is more attractive than this (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

What in the Clan of the Cave Bear HELL is that on Vanessa Hudgens’ head? – Hollywood Tuna

Chris Evans’ whirlpool of chest hair on the ad for Gucci Guilty – Towleroad

Shania Twain is getting married to her ex-husband’s side piece’s ex-husband – Celebitchy

Joe Jonas’ contract girlfriend takes a break from photo-ops to hawk her bread and butter – Popoholic

Where the real party is at: the subways – The Chive

Your pussy’s favorite new sex tape – OMG Blog

Team Bouncer – NYC Barstool Sports

Vanessa Hudgens throwing a “Zac, you’ll never toss this salad again” look at her birthday party in Vegas – Celebslam

The torture a father will go throw for his child: Johnny Depp at a Justin Bieber concert – Just Jared

Barf – ICYDK

Carlos Santana got married – Popsugar

Cheryl Cole looking like my Asian friend Tammy in her pajamas – Go Fug Yourself

Is Lisa Rinna going to carry the baby in her lips? – I’m Not Obsessed

Angry birds cage match – Cityrag

Pamela Anderson needs to take a Furminator to her weave – Hollywood Rag

Nicole Kidman will pray to the good lord tonight that Simon Cowell is her Secret Santa – SOW

And Elizabeth Hurley will go running back to the Indian Julio Iglesias in 3..2.. – Holy Moly!

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