Afternoon Crumbs

December 6, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Roger Rabbit wants to play patty cake with this – The Superficial

Jakey Gyllenhaal “blows you away in person.” Tommy Girl just dropped his pants and got on the next private jet to Australia – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know who Naike Rivelli, but she’s obviously an expert at bringing the elegance while spreading the glitter (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Where the hell is a herd of vengeful caribou when you really need them? – Towleroad

Joslyn James needs to sit her skanky Peter Pan ass down – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Bosworth’s FACE is melting- Just Jared

Eva Mendes’ FACE is…see above – Hollywood Rag

Jessica Simpson follows the “I pay, I pick” rule – Celebitchy

Elizabeth Hurley’s tits have been forced to hold their breaths again – Popoholic

Emily Blunt in Harper’s Bazaar UK – The Berry

Gozer the Gozerian is looking hot – Go Fug Yourself

Pec the Halls – OMG Blog

There better be a pair of Jimmy Choo stilettos for Suri in that bag – Popsugar

Kelsey Grammer is engaged to the simpleton he dropped the gorgeous silicone orchid for – ICYDK

Bloatesque – SOW

Reese Witherspoon was charmed by the keeper of the magical forest – I’m Not Obsessed

Katy Perry as a slutty snowman – Moe Jackson

MiserAlba owns Cosmo’s soul, or vice versa – Cityrag

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