Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Gosling needs to call it a day, because the boy in the I Heart Haters t-shirt has this! – Popsugar
“I did not have sexual relations with that transsexual Thai bar girl…or that tiger” – Bill Clinton’s line in The Hangover 2 – The Superficial
Well, I hope they have a Best Western wherever The Great Gatsby is filming – Lainey Gossip
Eva Mendes stares into a face that looks more natural than her (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Riding bitch – NYC Barstool Sports
Orlando Bloom likes surprises – Popsugar
Ho has moves – OMG Blog
How many posthumous Michael Jackson singles are there?! – Towleroad
Posh’s nipples are as frozen as her feelings – Cityrag
An artiste who gets all his supplies under a restaurant dining table – The Berry
Spider-Man on Broadway is going to be a mess – Just Jared
What Nick Lachey really meant is, “I did it fiiiirst! Aha! Aha!” – ICYDK
A stupid little thing called “marriage” isn’t going to stop Katy Perry from bringing out her slut – IMO
You know something ain’t right when Carmen Electra is the most covered trick on the beach – Hollywood Rag
Snooki should put a rubber on EVERYTHING (even pickles) she puts in her mouth so this makes sense – Celebitchy
Looks like Tootie is taking hair advice from Willow Smith – Crunk + Disorderly
Is Mila Kunis auditioning for a role on The Walking Dead? – Popoholic
Kellan Lutz all roidy-ish – Popbytes
J “I’m A Size Two” Love actually does look like a size two here – Hollywood Tuna
Ken Jeong likes to show off his unit – SOW
The most attractive sound that has ever come out of Cheryl Cole – Holy Moly!