Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 10, 2010 / Posted by:

Pleasures, a sex toy store in the land of Antoine Dodson (aka Huntsville, Alabama) that claims they are the first ever to sell dildos, butt plugs, anal probes, vibrators and other tingle tools through a drive-thru window. “Yeah, I’ll have a number one with a side of clitoral gel and a super-sized prostate massager.” – You placing your order at Pleasures

The Alabama Supreme Court doesn’t want your genitals to be happy and free, so they kept the ban on sex toys in 2007. The owners of Pleasures, who challenged the ban a few years ago, found a way around that. The anti-obscenity law states that you can buy a silicone clit tickler and ball gag if “the sale was for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose.” So every customer at Pleasures has to fill out a medical questionnaire before they can pay for their bottle of cinnamon lube. Yeah, you can say you’ve got a narcoleptic prostate which is why you need to get an extra-long dildo to wake it up every now and again. Or you’ve got an overactive clitty so you need to put a vibrating clit glove on it or it will wreak HAVOC! These are real medical emergencies!

And now you can buy all your medical supplies without leaving your car. Shit, you don’t even have to put your pants on. Just get in your car, drive to Pleasures, order an anal plunger and a tub of butt jelly, give them your Visa and enjoy your new purchases WHILE driving home. Sweet Hole Alabama!

via Al.com

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