Afternoon Crumbs
Thanks to Ashlee Simpson, Edie Segwick will be rollin’ like a raver today – Popoholic
Sandra Bullock and Baby Louis take New York – Lainey Gossip
If I had a labia, it would flap for Michelle Rodriguez’s hard ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Bret Michaels’ image is about as “squeaky clean” as DJ Lady Tribe’s file at the free clinic – The Superficial
Canadian comedian Mary Walsh should do this all the time – Towleroad
John Travolta’s votin’ outfit was better than your votin’ outfit – Hollywood Tuna
Waiter, can you please fill LeAnn Rimes’ glass with some icy cold STFU – Celebitchy
Katy Perry in Bazaar – The Berry
Creepy: The Olsen trolls still are – Popsugar
And Kathie Lee will use that ugly bonnet as a booze barf bin later on – Popsugar
The Help needs “help” with their wig game – Just Jared
No. Just no. – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson is drunk – I’m Not Obsessed
Prince can snatch whatever’s left of my soul any day of the year – Crunk + Disorderly
Getting poked helped Mimi get knocked up – Hollywood Rag
And this is how you make Morning Glory look interesting – Cityrag