How Not To Sell A Milkshake

October 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

At Millions of Milkshakes (aka one of the rest stops off the Fame Whore Expressway) in Culver City last night, Kim “Chasing Dicks Since I Came Out The Womb” Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta teased the health department by debuting her own milkshake (made with wig cap sweat, Big Papa’s nut juice, pieces of NeNe’s old cartilage, Fashion Fair bronzer, and shredded foreclosure papers) while Michael Lohan watched. Yup, there’s no way that milk stayed good with Michael Lohan and Kim Zolciak around.

Licking on a creamy white load is what made Kim Zolciak rich and famous, so she has definitely come full circle. I know, I know. I shouldn’t throw hate. Kim is driving around in a leased Bentley convertible while I’m trying to get my warped Metro Card to work at the turnstile, so she wins this one.

Tags: Real Housewives Shit, Your Face Scares Me

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