REJOICE! Furry Stems For Everyone!
The next time you’re in the shower and about to begin your usual “shaving until you’re as hairless as a naked mole rat” routine, you can skip the legs and go straight to the ass crack. And the NADs you spread on every inch of your living carcass at least once a week can now be used as a sauce for chicken or some shit. Throw some bouillon in your NADS and there you go.
You don’t need it anymore, because according this picture on J. Crew’s website, HAIRY LEGS ARE BACK FOR EVERYONE! Fire your waxer! And if a laser zapped away your ability to grow leg hair, you better beg Robin Williams for a jar of his sweat to get your shit growing again. Mo’Nique-afy yourself immediately!
And will J.Crew also address the topic of crotch bush pruning, because I’m really sick of having to stick my hand in my pant pocket to scratch at my pube cuts on the down low when I’m out in public.
UPDATE: Dammit, J.Crew! The Age of Hairy Legs has been canceled. Unfortunately, those are lace tights on that model and it’s not her hair follicles. But to my morning eyes, those lace tights really make your legs look like a Kardashian’s pre-shaved tongue. They look like hair tights. Shit, J.Crew needs to get on that. The world wants HAIR TIGHTS! (Thanks Michelle)
(Thanks to Diane for pointing this out)