Brit Brit Is Almost Free

The invisible toddler leash attached to Brit Brit’s ass lips might soon be cut, because the days of her needing a permission slip to take a caca with the door closed are coming to an end! Radar reports that on Thursday afternoon, Our Lady of Cheetos met with the judge in her conservatorship case to see if she’s ready to cross the street without holding Daddy Spears hand.

Apparently, Daddy Spears and the other conservator think that the pink wig phase in Brit Brit’s life is completely over and his reign as Cheeto Master could stop in about 3 months. Some source tells Radar, “Britney also will be releasing an album in 2011, and there are other projects in the works. Britney knows that she came close to losing everything before, and she doesn’t want that to happen again. No one wants Britney to fall prey to the people that were in her life during the time when her problems overwhelmed her. Britney’s inner circle now is very close, and trusted.”

Somewhere on a deserted highway, London the dog is hitchhiking back to California with a pink wig, a Starbucks coupon book, and Assistant Carla’s home address in his knapsack. Pour a Venti Frapp into the crazy train’s gas tank and keep the motor running, because the gas-hopping gang is getting back together! Noooo.

Daddy Spears has proven that the magic he sprinkles into his Velveeta grits works wonders, so now that he’s almost done taming Brit Brit’s crazy, maybe he can lease his services out to other needy cases (hint: any bitch with the last name Lohan whose insides are filled with the bad shit and drug dealer jizz).