Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Brandi from Oxygen’s The Bad Girls Club: Miami

The dream show that sprouted out of one of Oprah’s brain cells when she first created the Oxygen network moved to Miami this season, but it’s pretty much the same recipe for messiness. The “bad girls” move into the halfway house for wayward sluts, get drunk on anything that’s available, rub their snatches on anything that moves (that’s up for negotiation), fight with everything, cry, get kicked out, a new one moves in, ~~wash~~, rinse in the sink, repeat… Oxygen might have even recycled the sluts from last season. They just bailed them out of jail, put gently used weaves on their head, shaved some of their chins, rotated their noses and gave them new names. They are practically the same hos! But there is one bright spot in the field of crusted over scabs and that’s Brandi!

Brandi’s the psychotic lesbian stripper (already sold, right?) who up until a couple of episodes kept trying to tangle her clit around the clit belonging to her fellow bad girl Leah. Leah would rather 69 a bear trap than get down with Brandi, so it created some serious shit.

Brandi is a Hot Slut for many reasons. 1) She kind of gives me “Nicole from The Real World: Back to New York” flavor and Nicole was, is and will always be the most glamorous reality show star EVER! 2) She has a thirst for SamRo types (aka lezzie DJs who look like tween boys with vitamin deficiencies). 3) My friend said that she looks exactly like an apple head chihuahua in heat! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! I’m in love!

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