Afternoon Crumbs

September 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

50 Cent is looking for a bitch on Twitter. Those of whose favorite Otter Pop flavor is Strawberry Short Cock better get in line now! – I’m Not Obsessed

That scary lady in Kate Winslet’s car window is awesome! – Lainey Gossip

A Paula Deen wet dream – The Berry

Jodie Foster stands by the crazy – Starpulse

The Karate Oompa Loompa – The Superficial

A Project Runway challenge created by Tiger Woods (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Wait, what if I want hanger steak instead of prime rib? – Videogum

Halle Berry’s dress confuses me – Hollywood Tuna

OK Go + dogs + Ikea furniture = art – Towleroad

Sir Anthony Hopkins is on that fava beans and liver diet – Celebitchy

Why does Posh have Tod the Fox’s tail on her bag? – Popsugar

Hayden Panacotta will play Foxy Knoxy – Just Jared

Does Karissa Shannon’s sex tape take place in a West Elm showroom? – Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson kissed a girl, still isn’t interesting – Popoholic

Juicy Delicious is in jail right now – ICYDK

CAT HOARDERS: The Amusement Park – OMG Blog

YOU MAD – Cityrag

Now I want a Pixy Stix sandwich – SOW

And thank you to Rachel Dratch for name dropping Dlisted on The Nate Berkus Show today! Yes, Rachel, you totally said that out loud!

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