Afternoon Crumbs

Is Dita Von Teese wearing one of those make-up masks that Jane Jetson wears? – Just Jared

Jon Hamm and Jon Stewart are totally doing it – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan is a changed drunk – The Superficial

Why is Mr. Burns Marky Mark’s boxing coach? – Towleroad

Naomi Campbell buying sneakers in Miami to help her chase after her tortured assistants (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus meant to do this – Hollywood Tuna

Javier Bardem blowing a fag (I came) in Esquire – The Berry

This is exactly what I wear when I eat a pomegranate too – Popoholic

Just For Men, Ben Affleck uses it – Celebitchy

That poor vanilla ice cream cone – Egotastic!

Ryan Gosling makes a fist – Popsugar

Ali Larter’s nipples are pregnant too – ICYDK

SLUT! – I’m Not Obsessed

The JcPenney Kanye indeed – Crunk + Disorderly

Tommy Girl has the same reaction whenever he walks in on a nekkid Katie Holmes – Cityrag

Cash Warren is thinking to himself: “Damn, look at my wife. She is sooooo rich.” – Hollywood Rag

Ronnie Wood needs to stop picking up his pieces from the ball pit at McDonald’s – Holy Moly!