Hot Slut Of The Day!

I have no idea what Lisa Boone’s story is, but it’s safe to say that her new claim to fame is showing up to a fashion week event on Friday looking like if Mother Nature fell on hard times in the late 80s and was forced to get a side job selling Mary Kay to her woodland creature friends. That hat is like meth for my allergies, so I’m just going to tell myself that Lisa raided the fake flowers aisle at her local Michael’s to make this work of art. Speaking of, Peregrine from Bravo’s Work of Art would make a hat like this and title it “Johnny Weir’s Teste” (his pubes are made of petals).

Lisa is a brave woman for wearing this out in public, because I’m surprised Martha Stewart didn’t snatch her off the streets and stick her in the rose colored vase that sits on her foyer table.