Afternoon Crumbs

September 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Demi Moore is an 18-year-old MySpace slut circa 2002 trapped in a 47-year-old body (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Cee-Lo had my money at FUCK YOU – Necole Bitchie

Ashton Kutcher’s response to Star Magazine that he fucked around on Demi – SOW

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy from Muse are still together – Lainey Gossip

Pushed up titty globes aside, what in Addicted to Love jumpsuit hell is Blake Lively wearing? – Egotastic!

Teresa Giudice on how she blew $11 million. That poor $11 million – Celebitchy

But did Kellan Lutz say this with shirt on or off, because that makes a difference – Towleroad

The Wynn has the right idea – The Superficial

Heidi Montag looks human – Hollywood Tuna

The Alaskan teenager who is famous for doing the horizontal waltz with another teenager and making a baby together is modest now- Just Jared

Leah Michele pretty much pantless in Glamour – The Berry

Justin Timberlake with a handful of Kunis pit – Popoholic

A Channing Tatum wet t-shirt contest! Not as hot as it sounds – Popsugar

Wait, what’s the name of Conan’s show again? I was too hypnotized by those window eyes on the wall – I’m Not Obsessed

The Statue of Cacatry on V Magazine – ICYDK

Amber Rose upstaged by a horse’s ass (not Kanye) – Hollywood Rag

Megan Fox says the Olsens were socially awkward – Cityrag

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