Kate, I’m Sorry, But The Tour Ends Here For You

August 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Looking like she should be yanking out a skank’s weave track with one hand while balancing a Bud Light in the other on the Rock of Love Bus, Kate Gosselin took her baby brigade out to buy back-to-school clothes at Boscov’s this morning. Afterwards, they all went to the local Frederick’s of Hollywood outlet so mommy could buy some back-to-the-ho-stroll outfits for herself.

For real, if Kate insists on dressing like she just got back from an open casting call for The Real Roadside Hookers of Panama Beach, she should really commit. Replace those DSW shoes with a pair of lucite wedges and those satin shorts from Deb Shops with some denim no-no huggers! If you’re going to try to summon the elegance, do it with feeling!

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