Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mondo Guerra from Project Runway
If one of the Little Rascals was raised on tap water instead of breast milk and later played “the biker” in a Village People tribute band, he would look just like Mondo from Project Runway! Mondo is the designer from Denver who sort of made me “awwww” in the soul a bit when he said that he doesn’t have any real friends in the game and he’s always sitting by his lonesome in the emptiest part of the sandbox. But who needs human friends anyways when the fabrics from Mood literally speak to you in voices (this is what Mondo claims).
The moment I knew Mondo was true Hot Slut material was during last night’s episode when the challenge winner came bouncing into the room all happy-like. While everyone was clapping, Mondo didn’t even try to put his hands together or offer up a fake smile. Mondo just sat there. It wasn’t bitchiness. Mondo was just busy having a deep telepathic conversation with his clothes. Mondo is like Jo-Ann Fabrics’ answer to Sookeh Stackhouse.
