Afternoon Crumbs

Chelsea Handler is the fried bologna between two hot pieces (FYI: Dave Salmoni, the piece on the left, is her current full-time pikachu tickler) – Just Jared

Justin Bieber wants to lez out with Emma Watson – Lainey Gossip

LeAnn Rimes singing and (trying) to bust moves in a bikini on America’s Got Homewreckers – Egotastic!

Some douchebag is using another douchebag for fame (you decide which is which) – The Superficial

Kim Kardassian isn’t wearing nearly enough make-up (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

You know some sick ass still jacked off to this – Towleroad

Here’s 1/10th of Shakira’s butt crack – Hollywood Tuna

The White House Party Crashers are (w)hoarders – Celebitchy

Mine is shaped like Anderson Cooper winking – OMG Blog

Matt Lanter on his way to a Chippendales audition – Popsugar

Gabriel Aubry’s bed sheet ads are kind of hilarious – The Berry

Jake Pelvica (or however you spell his name) needs to stop acting like he’s not the one who called the paps in the first place – I’m Not Obsessed

A hot pink leopard gave up its life just so that the Empress of Lucite could wear it on her chichis – Hollywood Rag

Fun with censorship bars – Cityrag

Hilary Duff is back from her honeymoon and still looks like Hilary Duff – Popoholic

Two useless skanks are fighting – ICYDK

Gitte sunning her Voldemort nose in St. Tropez – Holy Moly!

Step inside Norwood Young’s Youngwood Court. Don’t slip on the glitter – Crunk + Disorderly