Afternoon Crumbs

Katy Perry woke up on a beach somewhere in nothing but fishnets. This happens regularly if you’re engaged to Russell Brand – HuffPo

Lara Flynn Boyle looks like an embalmed trout – Lainey Gossip

Another day, another picture of Brit Brit’s seesaw nips – The Superficial

Evidence that life is hard: Kelly Brook pulls her own luggage – Egotastic!

Chippy D in her porn debut (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This dog knows where the coke is – Hollywood Tuna

Modern Family to get Nathan Lane-ier – Towleroad

Eva Mendes is looking a little Danielle Staub-ish in the eyebrow area – Popoholic

Teresa Giudice says she’s living within her means. I wish her greedy hairline would do the same thing – Celebitchy

I’d hit all the ones with peens, for real – The Chive

Lady Caca got nominated for a million VMAs or something – Popsugar

And Brandi Glanville will explode in 3..2.. – Just Jared

Raise your hand if you’re a useless whore whose crotch looks like a crab farm – ICYDK

A Twatter war between two twats – I’m Not Obsessed

Before they were bright shining twinkly stars: Antoine Dodson – Crunk + Disorderly

We all need a mobile couch – Cityrag

This is an outfit for Gerard Butler, not a baby doll! – OMG Blog

Ke$hit ate a Smurf out – Hollywood Rag