And How Big Is It When It’s Fully Erect?

YES!!!!!!!!! Around this time yesterday, Gay Fish belly flopped into the overcrowded cesspool of fuckery that is Twitter! You might have been wondering why an auto-tuned version of the JAWS theme song (aka the anthem for Kanye West’s ego) blasted in your head when you updated your Twitter yesterday. This is the opposite of BITCH BOGUS, which is BOGUS BITCH, which sort of makes sense.

Since Kanye joined Twitter yesterday, he has Tweeted a few pictures of his daily antics (above) and admitted that he loves to talk in the third person. But something very important was missing from Kanye’s Tweet: CAPS!!!1!!!!!! Kanye’s CAPS LOCK KEY went dim for most of his Tweets!

That just doesn’t feel right. It’s not the same when I’m reading a Kanyeism and my eyelashes aren’t burning from the hot breath (smells like bull farts and Taylor Swift’s tears) shooting off his CAPITAL LETTERS! But just when I was about to pour one out for Kanye’s CAPS LOCK KEY, he did this:

So your CAPS LOCK KEY can now breathe a huge sigh of relief, because it now knows that it’s far from becoming extinct!

And isn’t 200,000 THOUSAND TRILLION followers some kind of record? Or does Ashton Kutchie have 200,000 THOUSAND TRILLION AND ONE followers?