Hot Slut Of The Day!

By now you might have already put together a mega slut shrine to Christina Saunders using empty KY tubes, pre-owned condoms, full punch cards from the gynecologist, and a handful of dead crabs. In last week’s News of the World (I know, I know!!!!!) 30-year-old Christina Saunders told the tale of how her icon of sluttery Samantha Jones from Sex and the City inspired her to begin the lay of 1,000 dicks! When Christina was 20 years old, she began a 10-year mission to fuck 1,000 dudes. Cut to me serenading Christina with my rendition of “Wind Beneath Wings” backed by a chorus of weeping snatches. More like “Chafe Sores On My Genitals“…..

Christina kept track of all her fuck partners in a notebook near her bed and rated each dude or chick on a scale from 1 to 10. Christina’s whoreventures went international when she boned 15 dudes in one week in Ibiza. Christina said that by the time her clit stamped the number 300 on a peen, she was a full-fledged dickaholic who couldn’t get enough dick! Christina even kept pictures of some of her tricks:

Just last month, Christina successfully completed her mission after her pussy served peen #1000. As soon as the dude came, condom balloons dropped from the sky and Gerard Butler appeared at the door and welcomed Christina into the Slut Hall of Fame.

Christina says that now that her vagina has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut, she’s ready to find that one special penis, “Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven’t put men off.”

And Christina’s friends call her a SLUT like it’s a bad thing! They need more education. Being a slut is a beautiful thing. The sex moan from a slut is really what makes the world go ’round.