Hot Slut Of The Day!
Christopher F. Young, a mayoral candidate in Providence who will not be parted with his Mary Mother of God statue.
At the second mayoral debate in Providence last night, Chris took the stage with his date Statute Mary. When officials kindly asked Chris to leave Mary in the car or at least let her have a cigarette outside while he did his thing, he refused. So the officials called in the police to forcefully kick Chris and Mary out of the joint. YES! The cops actually put Mary on the curb. Not only is that making the lord above screaming “HAIL NO!“, but it’s also wrong for the cops to punish him for his religious beliefs. Chris is obviously a believer in the Church of John Waters.
Okay, Chris is mostly a member of the Church of Latter Day Attention Whores, but he goes to the Church of John Waters every other Saturday (Sunday is for hangovers) so that practically makes him a member of the parish. I mean, by bringing in that Mary statute, Chris was simply paying tribute to one of the saints of the Church of John Waters: Memawmaw from Pecker!
How can you deny a crazy who is showing his appreciation for one of the saints of the silver screen? Maybe he should’ve done the “Full of Grace” voice so the cops would understand.
Below is a clip of Christopher Young getting kicked out.
Image & Story via Projo.com (Thanks Claire)