Hot Slut Of The Day!
Yolaaaaanda Vega – The Lottery Queen of New York
For the past 20 years, Yolaaaaanda has been handling shiny balls twice a week when she reads the winning numbers in the lottery. Yolanda gets paid $85,000 a year to do that shit…and she doesn’t even have to ask the balls to cough or shake her chichis. Take that, doctors and hos!
Yolanda is most famous for throwing out her vowels like she’s having an orgasm while bungee jumping. It’s her signature! Below is a video of Yolanda through the years. Yolanda’s hair and dress in the 1999 NYE segment looks like they time traveled from 1987 to be with her. What I’m trying to say is that the 1999 NYE look is timeless and Yolanda should always look like that forever. Go Yolaaaaanda!
(For Christine)