Afternoon Crumbs

July 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

I hope Enrique Iglesias’ peen smiled for the camera – Towleroad

This romper is not doing good things for Jessica Simpson’s fupa – Lainey Gossip

The Swedish Shauna Sand is living the gold digging dream – Hollywood Tuna

Ick. Nast. bought to you by Wonky’s chonies – Egotastic!

Like two manatees fighting over the last t-shirt to wear to the Grateful Dead concert – The Superficial

The Salt premiere really brought out the A-list superstars (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

My veins feel so inadequate – The Chive

Alien Princess RiRi got into a wrestling match with a trash bag and lost – Just Jared

David Duchovny’s nipples! That is all for today. – Popsugar

Mila Kunis thinking to herself: “Justin looked so much hotter with corn rows and a denim suit” – Popoholic

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz’ shot gun wedding will begin in 3…2.. – Celebitchy

That is not a bubble bottle necklace around Ashlee Simpson’s neck. Yes it is. – ICYDK

Yesterday, I wrote about how the afro I tried to grow in jr. high school turned out to be a massive tragedy. Well, here’s a visual – I’m Not Obsessed

Blame Anne Geddes – OMG Blog

Erica Chevillar’s side boob is pretty much a full boob – Hollywood Rag

I see that Megan Fox still has that glowing orange fake tan from her honeymoon – Moe Jackson

Eric Dane’s battles of the bulging nip and bulging veins – Popbytes

Please tell me Chanelle gave her baby a chav-worthy name – Holy Moly!

Celebrity or prostitution whore? – Cityrag

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