Afternoon Crumbs
The Smith family looking like members of Parliament Funkadelic – Lainey Gossip
Pleeeease tell me OctoSana’s dentist is Jewish – The Superficial
Meanwhile, Sara Larson is also wearing a thong while dancing during her day shift at a strip club in the valley somewhere – Hollywood Tuna
Good to know: Jennifer Garner has a butt crack – Egotastic!
Ew. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
And Johnny Weir will play Rizzo, of course – Towleroad
Miranda Kerr loves big diamonds in her ass – Popoholic
A gold digger’s job is never done – Celebitchy
Zac Efron is so butch – Just Jared
A zillion pictures from the BET Awards – Necole Bitchie
Jennifer Capriati overdosed – ICYDK
Peter Lemongello is coming – Cityrag
Jessica Simpson needs to get cupping on her brains – I’m Not Obsessed
Emma Watson and her new boyfriend – Hollywood Rag
This is offensive to Steven Tyler – Holy Moly!
The Slut Dress’ third cousin, twice removed at the Frederick’s outlet – SOW
