Jennifer Aniston To Get Dirty
When I think of Jennifer Aniston the words “raunchy and kinky” don’t really cum on my mind, but apparently she’s going to try and bring the sucioness in her new movie. Now that I’m taking my mind to that place, I bet Jennifer gets nasty and dirty with her boyfriend pillow. Jenny probably spits at that bitch, whips it with the tail from one of her stuffed animals and rips off its case to spank it in the chest. So I’m sure she has it in her. Besides, at least she’s not in yet romantic comedy that features a break-up montage set to an oldies song.
Anyways, Life & Style (via Page Six) says that Jennifer will play a horny dentist in the dark comedy Horrible Bosses. The movie, which also stars Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx and Jason Bateman, is about three friends who plot to kill their asshole bosses. A source who claims to have seen the script says that there’s a scene in the movie where Jennifer’s character does sex to herself while watching Gossip Girl. Jennifer’s character goes so hard that she “breaks a nail while pleasuring herself.”
Getting carpet burns on your fingers from rubbing that shit so hard, okay. Turning your snatch into steak tartare from overstroking it, okay. But breaking a nail while digging for an orgasm? That’s a “take no prisoners” kind of pussy! If your vagina can break your nail, then it should also be able to file, buff and shine.