Afternoon Crumbs

Even though Billy Idol’s face looks like Iggy Pop’s torso, I still would – Hollywood Rag

RPattz or Brandon Walsh in old timey clothes? – Lainey Gossip

Gavin Rossdale’s love child is showing everything but her Bush. Sorry. – Egotastic!

But when is Kristen Stewart going to apologize for violating us in a violent way with her acting skills? – The Superficial

What is in The Empress of Lucite’s hand? An angel’s circular maxi-pad? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

There’s no reason to snarl at us, Cheyenne. You can have Ricky to yourself. – Towleroad

Jessica Biel wearing two old hospital sheets and a Salvation Army bustier – Hollywood Tuna

Everybody is naming their kid LEVI including Sheryl Crow – Celebitchy

Orlando Bloom is dyslexic – Popsugar

Chuck Buss doesn’t want a girlfriend, but it does look like he wants a poke to the culo – Just Jared

I’ll have one of each – Cityrag

And I thought this was a vintage picture of Michael Jackson – I’m Not Obsessed

In the battle of the magnificent chichis, Christina Hendricks will triumph every time – ICYDK

Girls Just Wanna Have Shit Loads Of Botox – Holy Moly!